Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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