my mom died because she was morbidly obese

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

The Moon Landing.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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