Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Continents are large islands.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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