- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Yes

What city likes baseball the most? New York

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Nickelback

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

you first

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Brain fart

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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