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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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