- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Female rights.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

sorry got to poo

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why was the woman?

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