- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Women's Rights

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

My dad

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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