knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

My penis is big... not.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

just in time?

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Women's Rights Movement

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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