A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Jovan

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Justin Bieber

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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