- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

my gave me a game i said thank you

A blind man watches TV

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Women drivers...

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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