What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Turkey Balls

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John lazzaro likes dick

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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