A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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