- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Burp

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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