what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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TIMMAH!

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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