What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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