What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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