- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

a man walked into a bar....

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Want to hear a joke? No.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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