i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

woman..parallel parking

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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