- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !