A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Women's Rights.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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