Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Christianity

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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A train poops its pants.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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