do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Title IX

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Alchohol.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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