What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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