- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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