How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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