- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

penis?

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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