- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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