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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

People with cancer.

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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