what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Phew... it's gone.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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