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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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