So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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TIMMAH!

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