Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Your face

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