Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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