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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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