- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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