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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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