why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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The global news

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Microwave

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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