- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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