What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic