- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

i just wrote this so hard

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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