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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

a man makes a bad joke

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity