My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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