- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Women's Rights Movement

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.