John lazzaro likes dick

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Turkey Balls

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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knock knock come in!

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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