- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

I like your hair

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Ron Paul for President!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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