- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

neil likes pube toast

A woman leaves the kitchen.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.