- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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