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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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