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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Continents are large islands.

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woman..parallel parking

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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