Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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