Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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A kid has no friends.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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