What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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I'm sn otter

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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