what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Jovan

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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hi jonny

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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