- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

The Moon Landing.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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