What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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