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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

womens rights

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

banana

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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