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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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