How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Alchohol.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Title IX

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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