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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

My Nan, that is all.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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