- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Justin beiber..

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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