- Anti Joke

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

69 A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Okay, after this one then...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.