Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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