- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

non poop

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Womans baksetball...

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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