your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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hard cheese

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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neil likes pube toast

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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