"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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9/11

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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