Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

i lost the game

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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