how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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i hate black people

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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I <3 Hitler

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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