- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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