Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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I <3 Hitler

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What happen? Idk...

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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mark lawson likes boys

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Women drivers...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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