Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Your face is hilarious.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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