- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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